Surviving Curry Complaints, Migraines, and Miracles (A Saga)

When life hands you lemons, sometimes you don’t get lemonade—you get migraines, gastrointestinal acrobatics, and rebellious windshield wipers. Here’s a candid (and hilariously chaotic) account of my past 48 hours, complete with curry complaints, public restroom rules broken, and small victories that somehow made it all worthwhile.